I write stuff sometimes. I've written for Newsweek, The Chicago Tribune, Humor Press, Writer's Digest and various and sundry other websites and publications. I do the odd bit of copywriting and have written several unpublished children's books and one novel. I finally finished my first screenplay and I just started my second. I know, I'm excited too. Anyoots, here's a small sample platter. Oh, and I contribute weekly here. If you want to see more, hit me up, I'm always happy to share.